Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Americans just wanna have fun!

Jackass 3D
it was sometime during this movie, between Chris Pontius playing baseball with his penis, and Steve-O undertaking a "poo cocktail", that the notion i had been developing earlier fully revealed itself - Americans just wanna have fun! Jackass is an atypical American phenomenon, and undoubtedly one of the stupidest pieces of work ever conceived, appealing to the very base levels of humour, yet you can't help but kack yourself laughing!! such a great movie!

Americans are a happy people, and they live life to the fullest!! let's take two examples: halloween, and college football games. halloween is next weekend however decorations have been out for weeks, and there is so much hype leading up to it that it's no doubt gonna be a buzz. it just seems like an awesome excuse for everyone to get a bit crazy and party hard - i love that! i'm sure that's the way all festivities are celebrated here, extremely!

similarly, whenever there's a KU football game on people will "tailgate" - literally put the tailgate down on their trucks/utes amongst hundreds of others, set up a bbq, eat, drink and be merry - anywhere from 11 in the morning till kick off at 6pm. the game is the feature, but they make a whole (really long) day out of it!

TAILGATING WITH TENTS
Americans are no doubt hard-working, but they know how to party! in other words, when the working day is done ohhhh Americans just wanna haaave fun!

college sports

American sports, and especially college sports, is a HUGE deal over here. everyone identifies themselves with a team, and they are literally DIE HARD fans. i've been to a few college games, and i will share my experiences...

American football
quite boring actually. although there's only 45mins of actual game time, they usually go for around 3 hours with stoppages (sometimes just to accommodate TV ad breaks) and timeouts. there's a lot of entertainment to fill in the lull periods, and people are swimming in beers, so the game soothes over them like a satisfying summer swell.
KU!
OOOHH AAAHHH....
i've developed a pretty good understanding of the game, and at times it can be exciting, but the lack of continuity really hurts the game i feel. you just get sooo bored! there are a lot of big hits (keeping in mind that they're padded to the hilt) and the dudes are monstrous! there's usually around 45 guys in a squad, with only 11 players on the field, which according to my calculations means that some players are only on for around 10 minutes. nevertheless, they are all beastly athletes. hope to get into it a bit more in time...

KU basketball
my "school" Kansas University (KU) is renowned for basketball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_Jayhawks_men's_basketball), winning THE national championship in 2008! interestingly enough, our first coach was the inventor of the game, James Naismith! needless to say KU has a long and proud legacy, and everyone in town is fanatical about the Kansas Jayhawks!

we dominate on the court, usually making it to the top 4 in our division, and having a 59 game home court winning streak! there have been a number of famous players produced here, including Paul Pierce (the only name that i recognize)! i got a random photo with one of the big name players at a bar one night, Travis Releford (http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/releford_travis00.html), which i'll no doubt be bragging about when he gets drafted to the NBA in a few years time.


the season proper starts in a few weeks, and there are rules as to when the team can start formal training. the first session is traditionally celebrated with a gala event at KU called "Late Night in the Phog". you can tell everyone is fanatical about Jayhawk basketball when in a town of 80,000 people, 16,000 show up to the season's first event! the atmosphere was amazing!! everyone got so riled up, chanting and cheering all night, it was hard not to get caught up in the emotion!


IT WENT OFF!!!
the highlight of the night were the men's and women's teams playing separate warm up games, complete with crazy ass trick shots! i've never been a big fan of basketball, but after that display, i was sold. definitely going to make it to as many games as i can whilst i'm here! the KU spirit is nuts!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

aspen, colorado

last weekend i played in a rugby tournament in aspen with the university team - Ruggerfest - supposedly the biggest rugby tournament in the world. it was kick-ass fun!

we left on wednesday night for the 12 hour car ride. driving through kansas was hella boring as it's all flat, but coming up to the rocky mountains in colorado was something else! the mountainscapes we're breath-taking!

KANSAS.
VS. COLORADO!!!
not only were the views breath-taking, but the women and the mountain air were just as much so. aspen is realllly expensive, so everyone living there is super loaded, making them, by default, pretty damn good looking! and the mountain air - because we were 7500ft up, it was difficult just walking up stairs let alone running around, until you kind of adjusted.


we weren't to play until saturday, so instead spent our time watching other grades play, and partying it up!! there was some good quality rugby played, and there were teams from all over the US, and even europe. i got to play in all three games on saturday, but sadly, we lost all three. this didn't dampen our drinking spirit however, and i had no idea what i was in for that night...

BEST RUGBY PITCH I HAVE EVER PLAYED ON
rugby dudes
probably the greatest bunch of blokes out. saturday night was one of the best nights EVER! without going in to too much detail (as is the rugby dudes code of conduct), there were about 30 of us plus two kegs, equalling a lot of male nudity and some of the funniest shit i have ever seen!!!

all the rookies had to put on individual shows for the seniors, and this commonly appealed to the lowest of low forms of entertainment. there was also a "kangaroo court" session where grievances were aired and punishments/embarrassing forms of ridicule were handed out. once again, funniest shit i have ever seen!

great team bonding weekend away, no doubt to be continued throughout the season...

home sick? hell no!

it's been just over two months since i left home, but i can't say i've been homesick any time yet. time has flown, i haven't even had time to think about home! although i am kinda craving mum's cooking...

class
i am really only taking two required subjects, the other two are free electives, these are:

architectural design studio 6
practices in sustainability design
intro to philosophy
general psychology

design studio is 4 hours a day, 3 days a week, as opposed to one 6 hour class a week back home. we have a work shop, and each student has their very own workspace in the studio - the facilities are great!

it is a design/build studio which means the designs won't remain on paper, but we'll be building them! we will be building furniture e.g desks and chairs for a studio space, i.e kick-ass fun! so far we've had to model a human joint, and i've also learnt to weld, by making a gun.

SIX ITERATIONS OF AN ELBOW
GOT MYSELF A GUN... HOW AMERICAN OF ME!
the other three electives are very interesting, making studying for them not so arduous. there are a lot of weekly readings, and i've already had two tests, three weeks into semester.

frats/sororities
so pretty much it's just like in the movies. all the frat dudes are in polos, khakis, and boat shoes, and the sorority chicks are banging! they're cut copies of each other and at the "rush" they're all wearing the same clothes, so it's like an army of good-looking girls!! i've heard about some pretty strange initiation rituals, and i've heard the sororities have really strict rules also, like they can't drink together, or have a boyfriend during certain stages of initiation, but i will investigate further to bring YOU the facts!


drinking
waaaay too much drinking going on!! alcohol is at least half price here compared to back home! you can buy a keg with 150 schooners for $100! $1 drinks nights!! MADNESS!!! needless to say the nightlife is wicked here - the strip of bars on the main street or house parties, it's all good.

Monday, August 16, 2010

first impressions of KU

kansas is the geographical centre of the US, meaning it is in the middle of nowhere. my university is in lawrence one hours drive from kansas city, meaning it is even more isolated. but this isn't necessarily a bad thing. lawrence is a small, but very friendly college town with a pretty happening night life.

the first week of orientation for international students was great. the campus is huge and the buildings and facilities are amazing. i was put up in a residence hall, which was probably the worst accommodation i have ever stayed in. it was old, it was noisy, it was dirty, and it was dark, it was like a prison.

DONE MY TIME ON THE INSIDE
i have since moved into my permanent dormitory which is A LOT better. the dorm seems to be pretty cool with plenty of activities planned and a friendly atmosphere. im also sharing my room (with an american) which is another first for me.

THE VIEW FROM MY DORM ROOM
there were around 400 international students who did the orientation, of which im guessing 300 were asian (chinese), just like UNSW! haha but they're actually a lot of fun when they get talking. there is only one other aussie here, which makes me even more exotic. i've met a ton of new people already from a range of nationalities and it will be great to see some familiar faces around campus.

the orientation week coincided with a heat wave, with temperatures touching 96 (36 degrees) and very humid (the asians were really sweating it out). this only added to the tan i've been developing in canada, and orlando:


right now i am busting with excitement, i don't think i can even comprehend how much fun i am going to have!! it feels like schoolies again, except that it'll last 4 months!

classes start on thursday...

southern hospitality

flying into kansas city, a lovely lady sitting next to me struck up a conversation. she inquired about my accent (which im now used to) and i told her that im here on exchange. without any hesitation she gave me her contact details and offered me her place to stay! she even insisted that i get in touch with her daughter whilst in LA so that i may stay with her!! i was speechless, i don't think i've ever come across such kindness.

end of the story is that we're now friends on facebook. what a welcome into kansas!

orlando

the week before uni started i ducked down to orlando, florida, to stay with my namesake twin, carl irani. carl put me on a strict schedule, and we packed a lot into the five days i was there.

universal studios/islands of adventure
orlando is best known for its theme parks. carl hooked me up with tickets and it was definately a day to remember.


we went to the recently-opened hogwarts, which everyone has been going hysterical about. mr potter took us on a quiditch training session on an indoor roller coaster which was pretty sweet. there was a lot of free falling and great special effects.


some other standout rides included jurrasic park, spiderman (in 3D), and cat in the hat. overall it is ridiculously expensive at the parks with, for example, butter beers costing $8. but i guess this is understandable, considering it's fame the world over.


lakes
orlando has a tropical climate, meaning it is very hot and humid. there are lakes and wetlands everywhere making air boats quite popular (and fun) to ride in alligator infested waters. we also drove through the cape canaveral launch site and saw some pretty huge rockets!


daytona beach
is where car racing began. the white-sand beach is firm enough to drive on and stretches for as far as the eye can see, making it ideal for racing. i wouldn't say it's the best beach in the world though.


downtown
orlando seemed like a mecca for tourists and retirees. the downtown area was quite small but very beautiful with the Eola lake. public transport is nearly non-existent, with a comprehensive road network doing a pretty good job.

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN CARL
 - DIL TO PAGAL HAAAAI, DIL DIWANE HAI!

Friday, August 6, 2010

canada

i have just spent two weeks in canada, prior to my starting university. on arrival, my first impressions of north america were that everything is BIG! the roads are big, the malls are big, and the people, are big!

it is summer here and warmer than i expected with temperatures averaging in the high 20's. everything is in bloom, and it is all very scenic, making it the ideal time to visit.

i stayed with my Iranian relatives whom i hadn't seen in over 10 years, this was the BEST part! they had a great family dynamic, and there was always fun to be had in the household.

toronto
a lot of similarities can be drawn between canada and australia, and this was quite apparent in toronto. toronto is the most multicultural city in the world! although canada's second official language is french it is the 16th most spoken language in toronto, 16th!!

i did the city's main attractions - CN tower, skydome, ferry ride on the harbour, and exploring the rest of downtown. as the geography of toronto is quite flat, the downtown area is spread out making it pleasant to walk. it is a beautiful city with a lot of modern office buildings, and surprisingly large amount of condominiums.

i'm not all that keen on travelling by myself, but one of the advantages is that i can take mad self portraits:

CN TOWER
Zoroastrians
being a Zoroastrian, it is always great travelling the world and checking out the Zoroastrian diaspora in different parts. it seems that wherever you go, there is always an innate link with any parsi worldwide.

there is a large Zoroastrian population in toronto, and relatively large amount of "Irani Zarthosti's". there are two Darbe Mehers, but from what i have heard there seems to be some disunity within the community mainly regarding the decision making for the construction of a new Darbe Meher on existing grounds.


greater toronto
toronto is quite spread out (perhaps due in part to its flatness) with a comprehensive highway network and private vehicles being the main means of travel. one of canada's claims to fame is that it has the longest street in the world - younge street - it is pretty long. there is also a highly efficient subway network serviced by buses, which is quite good.

unlike sydney, there is a consistency in the urban density, radiating from the downtown area, which facilitates many urban centres, reducing the need for travelling long distances.

taxation is quite high, but i think this is justified in the well maintained road network (and of course free health care). some of the highways are like 14 lanes across! downtown you will rarely find any graffiti or litter, and the suburbs are like something out of a movie set with precision manicured lawns and token north-american-looking houses.


ottawa, montreal, quebec city
i took a three-day bus tour to these three cities north-east of toronto. ottawa is canada's capital and i checked out the parliament house and some government buildings.

montreal was a bit seedy.

OLYMPIC STADIUM, MONTREAL 1976
quebec city was a highlight. it has been the french capital of canada since the 16th century, and is majority french speaking. old quebec is a walled city on the UNESCO world heritage list, and you could be forgiven for thinking you were in a european city, it was that good.

im not sure if it's because the people there were of french descent, or if it was just the french they were speaking, but the girls there were crazy good looking. in any case i am planning a trip to france as a result.

A BIG ASS HOTEL, QUEBEC CITY

walmart
i think walmart epitomises the north american culture. every walmart undoubtedly sells cheap goods, has a mcdonalds, and a sprawling car park out front. shop, eat, drive.

groceries are comparatively a lot cheaper over here. a lot of the retail outlets also sell a huge variety of goods. for example Drug Mart sells cosmetics, drugs, groceries, fresh foods, and household goods all right next to each other in a shitty warehouse-like store. there's no doubt it's convenient, but it didn't sit well with me, i feel it ruins the shopping experience. strip malls are also common, but only marginally better in my opinion.

conclusion
all in all i had a great time in canada, and came to realise that it's not so different to the US. furthermore they don't say "eh" all that often, and they have a weird toilet flushing system with a vortex that spins anticlockwise.

most of all i enjoyed spending time with my relatives. and what i've come to realise (proven once again), is that it's not all about where you travel, but who you travel with.

howdy partners!

welcome to my blog!

here i will document my study exchange experience in the US, along with my travels. hope to keep you all updated on my adventures, but we'll see how regular posts will be...

the use of american catchphrases is a reflection of the blog's main intent, that is to substantiate or repudiate any views and stereotypes that i/we may have of the US - i hope you can appreciate my abstract thinking...